“None of this would ever haveįinal advice: Go kill yourself and save us 300+ pages of reading about your reminiscence and doing nothing but drooling over hot abs and how special you are.I“Sara Holland is a fierce storyteller. “This world would be better off if yourįamily had never existed,” I spit. Instead, I crystallize it, turning the anger cold and The pain and fear in his voice threatens toĭissolve my anger. Let you-can’t stand the thought-” Please don’t finish, I think, because IĪlready know what he wants to say. And what’s most frightening-I believe him. Pleading in a way that strikes a different kind of fear into me thanĬaro ever has. “I’m sorry, Jules.” His words are softer, Other truth there that will help me defeat her.”ĭon’t say to your love interest that you wish his family was neverīorn… or say it because he’s a spinless puppy and will forgive you “If the weapon isn’t there, then there might be some Right-I’ll go back to Everless,” I say, putting intention into the

“You don’t have my abilities, and you have no idea what it’s like.”Īdvice #7: Don’t go to the places where obviosly you’ll be killed on spot. “If I had your abilities-” “You don’t,” I say sharply. For more detail refer to advice #1.Īdvice #6: Stop being a special fucking snowflake! Too much has passed between Liam and me in the short timeĪdvice #5: If you are the most wanted fugitive in the country, stop giving your name to strangers. Scarcely know Liam-but I scarcely knew Roan either, and Caro still Was a reason I left Everless without saying more than thank you. Killing everyone she cares about, it’s logical to not let a potential hot abs love interest to live. You are an evil murderess who wants to hurt her ancient enemy by “They killed my father justįor stepping inside Everless. The old anger swirls in me,Īwakened by the barbed words on my tongue. “Your motherĪnd the Gerlings ruined my life,” I spit. Ivan, of the interchangeable Gerling faces that stole every blood-ironįrom my papa’s belt, I twist my face into a mask of anger.

Her mother, don’t go by telling her they deserved it. If you want your twin sister to believe you didn’t kill her fiancee and It’s the first question that I didn’t see coming, and it makes my breath catch.

“Why are you telling me this?” Amma whispers. You can eatĪnd rest, and tell me when you’re feeling better what’s going on.”Īdvice #2: Stop info-dumping people with overwhelming information. You’re not making any sense.” Amma lets out a strangled laugh, and IĬan tell she’s trying for her usual briskness. Sure people will think you are totally sane and would beĮxtremely willing to help you overthrow the queen. Meet that you are an ancient reincarnated magical being called theĪlchemist. Stop making any sense by walking around and telling every stranger you A guide on how to throw logic to the dogs and stomp on its bones.

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